i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause
my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child
I have loved you since day one. I loved you when you were so sad you couldn’t leave the house, and I loved you when I could barely stand myself. I loved you when we fought in the streets at 3am and I still loved you at 4am when we promised each other ‘forever’ in the same spot. You are the first thing I have ever loved without bad intentions, the first religion I would willingly get down on my knees for.
I’d walk through hell just to hear you sigh my name into the nape of my neck.
the doctor tells you ‘don’t mess with those stitches, otherwise it won’t heal, you’ll be back to square one and the wound will be fresh’,
and I wake up in your bed again, for me you’re just another way of tearing the stitches loose.
judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
judge: haha case dismissed